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Wet My Whistle was my jam.
Hell, let me quit playing.
It is still my jam. 🎶
When this song dropped in 1983, I was a teenager.
Right in that early teenage zone where music was beginning to become more than something playing in the background.
I was developing my own taste…
Finding my own favorites…
And slowly building the musical library that still lives inside me today.
My Very Own Soundtrack
Wet My Whistle lived in my boombox.
I remember copying the whole cassette from a friend from school.
No Parking on the Dance Floor
This was one of my go-to albums.
The minute that bass line, drum machine, and slick synthesizer groove came through the speakers, the whole atmosphere changed.
Midnight Star knew how to make futuristic funk that still had soul in it. Their music sounded like somebody had flown a spaceship straight to my little small town and decided to stay for a while. 🚀🪩
Released on SOLAR Records in 1983, Wet My Whistle appeared on my favorite Midnight Star album, No Parking on the Dance Floor.
That album was not playing around.
It reached No. 2 on Billboard’s R&B albums chart.
Crossed over to No. 27 on the pop album chart, and eventually became a double-platinum success.
That is what we call a certified monster.
The song itself climbed to No. 8 on Billboard’s R&B chart, No. 15 on the dance chart, and No. 61 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Those numbers tell part of the story, but they do not fully explain how much life this record had on Black radio, in clubs, at skating rinks, in basements, and anywhere folks had enough room to move.
Wet My Whistle had bounce, attitude, and just enough grown-folks suggestion to make a fourteen-year-old pay close attention without completely understanding every bit of what was being suggested. Let us just say the title was not really about somebody needing a glass of Kool-Aid.
Gen X understood the assignment, even when some of us were still too young to complete it. 😂🥤
The architect behind the track was Midnight Star’s leader, Reggie Calloway.
He wrote Wet My Whistle by himself and produced the recording.
Reggie had been studying what worked on radio and in the clubs, paying close attention to how successful records were constructed.
That research helped him develop Midnight Star’s blend of funk, R&B, pop, electronic percussion, synthesizers, and vocoder effects.
That sound became their lane.
Reggie and his younger brother Vincent Calloway helped guide Midnight Star through its strongest commercial period.
Vincent’s work with the vocoder also became an important piece of the group’s robotic, space-age identity.
Together, the brothers understood how to make music sound advanced without draining the groove out of it.
That is harder than it sounds.
Plenty of records can be technically impressive and still have no seasoning.
Midnight Star brought the technology, but they also brought the hot sauce. 🔥🎹
After leaving the group, the Calloway brothers continued building an impressive résumé.
Reggie wrote LeVert’s Casanova and Gladys Knight and the Pips’ Love Overboard, while the brothers later formed the duo Calloway and gave us the 1990 crossover hit, I Wanna Be Rich.
So when you listen to Wet My Whistle, you are hearing an early chapter from a songwriter and producer whose fingerprints would remain all over R&B for years.
The entire No Parking on the Dance Floor album was stacked.
Along with Wet My Whistle, it gave us Freak-A-Zoid, Electricity, the title track, and Slow Jam.
And OMFG, Slow Jam, that’s my other Jam.
Slow Jam was co-written by Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Midnight Star vocalist Belinda Lipscomb, and Bo Watson.
Babyface was still years away from becoming the legendary singer, songwriter, and producer we know today, but that smooth melodic DNA was already showing itself.
Looking back, you can hear the beginnings of what would eventually become his signature sound.
I didn’t learn until a few years later that he was a co-writer.
That album could take you from the dance floor to the slow-dance corner without ever losing the room.
No Skips…
No Filler…
No weak link hiding on Side Two.
It was giving full-service R&B before anybody started using phrases like “the album is a whole vibe.” 📻💿
More than forty years later, Wet My Whistle still hits exactly where it is supposed to hit.
The production may be rooted in 1983, but the groove never expired.
When it comes on, I am a teenager again…
Locked into the rhythm and already listening like the future DJ…
I did not yet know I would become.
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